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		<title>Palm Pre-Fucking Themselves?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TechCrunch is reporting that Palm is already creating a second WebOS device, code named Pixie, that will be a &#8220;low end&#8221; version of its upcoming (and as-yet unreleased) Pre. From the post: The Pixie will use the same WebOS operating system and software as the Palm Pre, but in a smaller candy-bar form factor and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TechCrunch is <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/04/30/more-info-on-the-second-palm-mini-pre-code-name-pixie/">reporting</a> that Palm is already creating a second WebOS device, code named Pixie, that will be a &#8220;low end&#8221; version of its upcoming (and as-yet unreleased) Pre.</p>

<p>From the post:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>The Pixie will use the same WebOS operating system and software as the Palm Pre, but in a smaller candy-bar form factor and a target $99 price point, say our sources. It will be released only a few months after the Pre in June, so this isn’t an upgrade device. It’s targeted at the lower end of the market.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I&#8217;m sorry, but this is all sorts of stupid.</p>

<p>For one, prove the concept first. Get the software out there, see what the initial responses are, and refine a bit. See if it sells. See what is and isn&#8217;t not working just right; it&#8217;s entirely possible a fundamental design decision of the hardware somehow needs to be reconsidered based in this information. <em>Then</em> — with some market reaction data in hand — think about a different flavor of hardware that could at least have the benefit of being informed by response to the initial model.</p>

<p>Secondly, they&#8217;re launching a new platform which will have to court developers into its fold with <em>two different</em> screen sizes. Developers interested in targeting both will therefore have a two-device testing matrix out of the gates. Some will go for the full-size features of the Pre, and others will target the Pixie.</p>

<p>Finally, but most importantly, they&#8217;re going to fracture consumer interest. Bringing two similar products to market like this will force prospective consumers to ask themselves which one they want, and whether they &#8220;really need&#8221; whatever&#8217;s in the &#8220;big&#8221; one. In these times, more consumers are likely to steer in an economical direction, given what may well be a relatively equal set of choices, and since Palm would presumably use lower-powered hardware for the Pixie, the general consumer experience will likely feel more constrained.</p>

<p>I&#8217;m scared to death that Palm is killing the most promising new smartphone announced in a little over two years, before the poor thing has even come into the market.</p>

<p>There seems to be some question as to whether the project is completely green-lit, as Arrington mentions:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>One source says it’s full steam ahead. Another says Palm is waiting to see how the Pre does before announcing the Pixie.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>But, frankly, letting the information leak out like this (and at least having someone think this effort is &#8220;full steam ahead&#8221;) is enough to every bit as much harm as the actual release of the product; the anticipators will begin to demand its release, and start to play a wait-and-see, betting that Palm eventually <em>will</em> drop the Pixie.</p>

<p>And the pundits will buzz about it, and Palm will see weak sales on its Pre, and cave into the expectation of the Pixie&#8217;s release.</p>

<p>As I&#8217;d previously said: as die-hard an iPhone fan as I indeed am, I have been <a href="http://uncarved.prometheas.com/2009/04/synergy-pres-ace-in-the-hole.html" title="Synergy: Pre&#8217;s Ace in the Hole">keenly looking forward to the Pre</a>, both as a product of wonder and accomplishment, <em>and</em> as some great and much-needed competition for the iPhone, which will only make my favorite phone better, in the long-run.</p>

<p>Palm: good luck.</p>

<p class="update"><span class="date">30 Apr @ 14:34</span>: Let me add that this, of course, is merely rumor at this time; Palm has not officially announced anything. That said, TechCrunch has <a href="http://www.mobilecrunch.com/2009/04/30/palm-eos-is-this-the-mini-pre/">another post</a> claiming to have dug up even more details. I would note that the claimed &#8220;shaky&#8221; photo of the Pixie in my original link above differs significantly in proportion from what is shown on the photo in this latest post.</p>
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		<title>Windows 7&#8242;s Exciting New Feature: It Runs Windows XP</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 08:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Windows 7’s killer new feature is that it runs an older version of Windows.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Troubled times are here for Microsoft; truly troubled times.</p>

<p>I&#8217;m not referring to their first reported <a href="http://www.thestandard.com/news/2009/04/23/microsoft-earnings-down-over-last-year">decline</a> in quarterly earnings, and I&#8217;m not even talking about the <a href="http://news.cnet.com/Microsoft-extends-Windows-XPs-stay/2100-1016_3-6210524.html">repeated</a> extension of the <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/features/2008/apr08/04-03xpeos.mspx">cut-off date</a> for <a href="http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewArticleBasic&#038;articleId=9124181">selling</a> XP.</p>

<p>Paul Thurott of the <em>SuperSite for Windows</em> blog <a href="http://community.winsupersite.com/blogs/paul/archive/2009/04/24/secret-no-more-revealing-virtual-windows-xp-for-windows-7.aspx">says</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
  <p>we were briefed about a secret Microsoft technology that [...] would ship in final form simultaneously with the final version of Windows 7 [...] dubbed <strong>Windows XP Mode</strong> (XPM, formerly Virtual Windows XP or Virtual XP, VXP)&#8230;.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>So Windows 7&#8242;s killer new feature is that it runs an <em>older</em> version of Windows.</p>

<p>I get Paul&#8217;s point that this truly provides an opportunity for Microsoft to finally start making the sort of aggressive, much needed, and — frankly — long-overdue changes to Window&#8217;s central architecture, while delivering (most of) the compatibility requirements its enterprise customers have. I even agree that this is, in fact, a wise choice.</p>

<p>But there&#8217;s a <em>reason</em> Microsoft has kept this under embargo until now; it really says something about the state of their flagship product&#8230; something it seems they didn&#8217;t want to have to say.</p>
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		<title>A Perfect 10 (potentially&#8230; down the line)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Courtney Gaines, of the Telegraph&#8217;s &#8220;Gadget Inspectors&#8221; gadget reviews series rates the HTC G1 (the first Google phone) with a a 10/10 rating, citing capabilities that are theoretically possible in upcoming Android-based phones&#8230; what?!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So Courtney Gaines, of the Telegraph&#8217;s &#8220;Gadget Inspectors&#8221; gadget reviews series <a href="http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1911416382/bctid1886217007">rates</a> the HTC G1 (the first Google phone) with a a 10/10 rating, citing capabilities that are <em>theoretically possible in upcoming</em> Android-based phones&#8230; what?!</p>
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		<title>MS Retail: UR Doin&#8217; it Wrong!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft has recently announced that they will be entering the retail space with their own stores. Clearly they feel a need to compete with Apple&#8217;s success in their retail endeavors. But, in a seeming effort to remain depressingly consistent, they&#8217;re once again stealing from the surface and ignoring the treasures below. AppleInsider published a piece [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Microsoft has recently <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/ousiv/idUSTRE51B7K620090213">announced</a> that they will be entering the retail space with their own stores. Clearly they feel a need to compete with Apple&#8217;s success in their retail endeavors. But, in a seeming effort to remain depressingly consistent, they&#8217;re once again stealing from the surface and ignoring the treasures below.</p>

<p>AppleInsider published <a href="http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/09/02/12/microsoft_to_open_new_retail_stores_like_apple.html">a piece covering the story</a>, and included a couple of photos taken in a private 20,000 square foot mock-up retail store constructed on Microsoft&#8217;s campus.</p>

<p>The piece includes this wonderful photo, showing a customer that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSiSIzXKMXw">we can only assume is a PC</a>, pushing a shopping cart around the store:</p>

<p><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wIu0X4L5mFk/SZXrADXYNaI/AAAAAAAAAAg/qx9tmM98_uc/s1600-h/msretail-090212-2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" rel="lightbox[11]" title="MS Retail: UR Doin' it Wrong!"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302402522434516386" style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: hand; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wIu0X4L5mFk/SZXrADXYNaI/AAAAAAAAAAg/qx9tmM98_uc/s320/msretail-090212-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a></p>

<p>We can infer immediately from this photo that the people designing this customer experience seem to think that shoppers will actually be pushing a shopping cart around the store.</p>

<p>Think about that. <span id="more-11"></span></p>

<p>And even more interestingly, the store designers intend to &#8220;deliver targeted, real-time information to [the] shopping cart.&#8221;</p>

<p>So, after Microsoft have finally decided to kill <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Assistant">Clippy</a>, these store designers decide it&#8217;s a great idea to create &#8220;Carty.&#8221;</p>

<p>Worse still, this invokes the thought of another super lame Windows feature: <em>balloon tips</em>.</p>

<p>If you&#8217;ve ever used Windows, you know exactly what these are &amp;emdash; that tedious series of yellow, comic-like speech balloons that pop out of the task tray, proudly announcing a number of painfully irrelevant &#8220;accomplishments,&#8221; including finding a wifi signal, connecting successfully to the internet, and recognizing an attached printer or USB device.</p>

<p>Here&#8217;s a little screenplay I wrote to illustrate the design goals for that shopper&#8217;s experience:</p>

<div class="screenplay">
<p class="action">Shopper enters the store, walks over to the Cart Nursery and grabs a shopping cart. The moment her hand touches the cart&#8217;s pushbar, a voice greets her:</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Hi There! I&#8217;m Carty. I can help you make the most of your visit to the Microsoft Store. It&#8217;s always a pleasure to meet a PC. Where do <em>you</em> want to go today?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> I&#8217;d like to get an XBox.</p>
<p class="action">The shopper pulls the cart out and proceeds into the store.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Is this purchase for you, or for someone else?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> It&#8217;s for my brother.</p>
<p class="action">Carty scans the RFID chip in the <span class="character">Shopper</span>&#8216;s Real ID card.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Is that Alex, or John?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> Um&#8230; It&#8217;s for Alex.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> OK. Please proceed to aisle 8. While we&#8217;re walking, did you know that there are now more A-grade titles for XBox than for PS3?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> Huh?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Your other brother John&#8217;s PS3 purchase in 2007 seems to have proven imprudent.</p>
<p class="action"><span class="character">Shopper</span> and <span class="character">Carty</span> turn into aisle 8.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Here are the XBox consoles. Did you know that a new shipment of the critically-acclaimed <em>Crushing Attack in 3D</em> just arrived today? It&#8217;s a perfect accompaniment to this purchase. Especially considering Alex&#8217;s ROTC service, in 1994.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> Hrm&#8230; Alex <em>does</em> love his shoot-em-ups&#8230;</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Great. I&#8217;ll be glad to help you with that. But before we go&#8230;</p>
<p class="action">Carty scans the RFID chip in the <strong>Shopper</strong>&#8216;s bank card.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> I&#8217;ve noted you have an additional $6,488 in your checking account &#8212; I can have a console delivered to his house in 5 business days. Allow, deny, cancel?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> Um&#8230; Deny, Carty&#8230; Let&#8217;s get over to the games, OK?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> OK. Please proceed to aisle 33.</p>
<p class="action">Shopper pushes the cart to aisle 33, which is lined with XBox 360 games.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> WARNING: It took longer than expected for an able-bodied person to get here. YOU MAY BE AT RISK!! Would you like to get a FREE checkup from our in-store physician?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> No, thanks. I&#8217;m fine today.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Did you know?- you can disable these notifications at the Customer Service Center, near the entrance.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> OK, maybe next time. Where&#8217;s this game?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Ahead, to the right, on the top shelf.</p>
<p class="action">Shopper locates a copy of <em>Crushing Attack in 3D</em>, and puts the game into the cart.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Did you know: we&#8217;re offering a 15% savings on the <em>SuperBlaster 2100 Gun Controller</em> with the purchase of <em>Crushing Attack in 3D</em>.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> Not a bad idea &#8212; where&#8217;s that?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> In aisle 8.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> 8? Weren&#8217;t we just&#8230;</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Yes, but don&#8217;t worry, it&#8217;s in a new location.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> Really?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> Relatively. You see, the aisles you <em>haven&#8217;t</em> been using have been collapsed and hidden away.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> OK, never mind. I think this is fine. And he already has the <em>ShockShooter GSX</em> anyway.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> I&#8217;m afraid the <em>ShockShooter GSX</em> isn&#8217;t certified with this title.</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Shopper:</span> But they&#8217;re both guns; shouldn&#8217;t it just work?</p>
<p class="dialog"><span class="character">Carty:</span> This isn&#8217;t to say it definitely won&#8217;t&#8230; It&#8217;s just not officially certified, and may void your system&#8217;s warranty.</p>

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<p>Oddly, 85% of visiting customers that make it this far into the shopping experience will actually complete their visit with a purchase.</p>
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